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Post by Flame on Oct 14, 2004 5:35:51 GMT -5
Èç íàøåé ìåñòíîé ãàçåòû ïðî÷èòàë.. Âîò ðåøèë ïîäåëèòüñÿ ñ âàìè.. ;D ;D
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Post by V3.Varyen on Oct 21, 2004 4:33:26 GMT -5
À ÿ òóò ïîñëóøàë ýòó ïåñåíêó Ïðîôåññîðà_Ëåáåäèíñêîãî... Õååå, ËÎËüíàÿ âåùü ;D ;D ;D
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Post by ~Moaze~ on Oct 21, 2004 5:02:09 GMT -5
Äà ïîëþáîìó ;D Ìåãà ïåñíÿ Ìû åþ âñåõ äîñòà¸ì êòî å¸ íå ñëûøàë ;D íà óðîêàõ ñïåöàëüíî ðàñïåâàåì (è â õóäîæêå) Ïîòîì íàðîä ïðèâûêàåò è óæå íà÷èíàåò çàêàçûâàòü:" Íó äàâàéòå äåâ÷îíêè, åù¸ ðàçîê! Íó ïëèç!..."Õå-õå : ;D
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Post by V3.Varyen on Oct 21, 2004 13:11:06 GMT -5
Íåå, íó ìû ïîñëóøàëè ïàðó ðàç - ïîñìåÿëèñü... Ïîêà âñ¸..... Âïðî÷åì, äëÿ âñÿêèõ ïüÿíîê õîðîøî ïîäõîäèò Òàê ÷òî ó íå¸ åñòü åù¸ áóäóùåå ;D update*¸æ =) *
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Post by Landstalker87 on Oct 21, 2004 19:11:26 GMT -5
V3, chto-to ya tvoey fotki ne vizu.
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Post by Tyoma the Hedgehog on Oct 30, 2004 7:24:11 GMT -5
Ïüÿíûé ¸æèê... ;D
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Post by UnknownFromME on Oct 30, 2004 7:31:00 GMT -5
[glow=LimeGreen,2,300]À âîò ïðîñòî àíåêäîòû: Îáúÿâëåíèÿ:Ïðîäàþ êîìíàòíóþ ñîáàêó ðàçìåðîì ñ êîìíàòó. Ò.(8462) 45-05-08 ×èñòîïëîòíàÿ, ìàëî÷èñëåííàÿ òàäæèêñêàÿ ñåìüÿ èç 14 ÷åëîâåê ñíèìåò óãîë êîéêè â êîìóíàëüíîé êâàðòèðå. Ò: (8462) 45-05-08
Ââîæó â çàïîé. Ìàòåðèàë çàêàç÷èêà.
Íàáüþ: êàáëóêè, íàáîéêè, ìîðäó…
Ñíèìó êâàðòèðó. Ïîðÿäîê âðàéîíå ãàðàíòèðîâàí.
Ïðîãóëÿþ: ñîáàêó, äà÷ó, êâàðòèðó, ìàøèíó…
Ïðîäàþ êàðòîôåëü. Ñàìîâûêîï. Ñàìîâûâîç. Ñàìîïîèñê. Ïîäðîáíàÿ êàðòà Ñèáèðè ïðèëàãàåòñÿ…
Êàêàÿ-íèêàêàÿ, à ïîçíàêîìëþñü êîå ñ êåì äëÿ êîå-÷åãî.
Øòèðëèö:
Øòèðëèö ñåë âðàñêîðÿ÷êó. Ðàñêîðÿ÷êà çàâåëàñü è ïîåõàëà.
 ëåñó Øòèðëèö íàòêíóëñÿ íà ñóê. Ó íèõ è çàíî÷åâàë.
Øòèðëèö ñåë â ìàøèíó è ñêàçàë “Òðîãàé!”. Âîäèòåëü ïîòðîãàë è óäèâèëñÿ.
Øòèðëèö âûñòðåëèë âñëåïóþ. Ñëåïàÿ óïàëà.
Øòèðëèö ñòðåëÿë èç äâóõ ïèñòîëåòîâ ïî î÷åðåäå. Î÷åðåäü çàìåòíî ðåäåëà.
Èç ôîðòî÷êè äóëî. Øòèðëèö âñòàë è çàêðûë ôîðòî÷êó. Äóëî èñ÷åçëî.
Øòèðèö ø¸ë ïî ëåñó è óâèäåë â äóïëå ãëàçà. “Äîëæíî áûòü äÿòåë” – Ïîäóìàë Øòèðëèö. “Ñàì òû äÿòåë!” – Ïîäóìàë Ìþëëåð.
Øòèðëèö óïàë ñ 10-ãî ýòàæà, è òîëêî ÷óäîì çàöåïèëñÿ çà áàëêîí 2-ãî. ×óäî îïóõëî è öåëûé ìåñÿö áîëåëî.[/glow]
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Post by ~Moaze~ on Oct 30, 2004 8:21:10 GMT -5
Ïðèêîíà! ;D ¨ ìà¸...ìíå àæ ñàìîé çàõîòåëîñü ïîäåëèòüñÿ îäíèì àíåêäîòîì ïðî Øòèðëèöà, íî íåáóäó ;D
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Post by Tyoma the Hedgehog on Oct 30, 2004 19:36:04 GMT -5
- Âñòðåòèìñÿ çàâòðà ó ðîääîìà. - ñêàçàëà Øòèðëèöó Êýò. Øòèðëèö ïîäíÿë ãëàçà. Óðîä äåéñòâèòåëüíî áûë äîìà.
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Post by V3.Varyen on Oct 31, 2004 4:01:57 GMT -5
- Âñòðåòèìñÿ çàâòðà ó ðîääîìà. - ñêàçàëà Øòèðëèöó Êýò. Øòèðëèö ïîäíÿë ãëàçà. Óðîä äåéñòâèòåëüíî áûë äîìà. ;D ;D ß òàêîãî åù¸ íå ñëûøàë
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Post by Fargus on Oct 31, 2004 11:21:49 GMT -5
Äà óæ, ñåé÷àñ íîâûìè øóòêàìè î Øòèðëèöå óäèâèòü ñëîæíî... Íî óäèâèë. ß òîæå ýòó åùå íå ñëûøàë.
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Post by Tyoma the Hedgehog on Oct 31, 2004 19:40:12 GMT -5
Ãûûû... ;D  ñëåäóþùèé ðàç, êîãäà ÿ íà÷íó àíåêäîòû ïðî Øòèðëèöà ðàññêàçûâàòü, ëó÷øå óäàëèòü ñðàçó, à òî ÿ ìîãó è íå îñòàíîâèòüñÿ.
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Post by Fargus on Nov 19, 2004 1:08:47 GMT -5
Ïðèêîëüíûé âàðèàíò ïîäïèñè
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Post by UnknownFromME on Nov 19, 2004 11:54:51 GMT -5
[glow=LimeGreen,2,300] ËÎË! ;D[/glow]
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Post by Mobius1 on Dec 2, 2004 9:59:44 GMT -5
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